Uncle Billy's handy hnt of the day:
If you throw your mobile phone in the bin as a comedic point to show your annoyance at its constant beeping due to SMSs fired off by breaking things at work, remember to remove it from the bin before you go home so as to not have to run out the second you get there after discovering that noone is left in the office to fish it out for you.
Especially make sure of this if you left the office early so as to get home at a semi-decent time.
And if you haven't done this, make sure you don't tell everyone.
Update: Cleaners++ - My phone smells of coffee and lunch.