Nicholas Cage has a new son. That son's name is Kal-El Coppola Cage.
Mr Ellis informs us that Cage himself took his stage name after Luke Cage of comic fame, and is currently working on the Ghost Rider film, having left the Superman project (after some issues with his ideas for "...the white Superman costume" according to the rumours I heard). In case you didn't know, Kal-El is Superman's "birth name".
Cage scares me.