February 11th, 2005


Letter to B&Q

Via a cow-orker:

Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
Will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerley